humorstop:

sick body kits
3rd grade friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN

wizardbird:

I never understood how wizards in the hp universe were confused by Hermione’s parents being dentists???? Do wizards not have dentists?? Do they have spells to cure gingivitis?? Do they even know what a toothbrush is?? Wizards are disgusting

(via piercethesecondsofmen)

kaaysalazar:

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

7 days a week baby

(via burnt-t0ngues)